Monday, Jul. 27, 2009 - 23:46

I did a bad thing today. Not as bad as the bad thing that happened between Super Hans and Jez, but pretty despicable all the same. That said, it was funny, and I would have regretted it (in my perverse mind) had I not took the opportunity. Plus I did a good thing twenty minutes later to make up for it (helped an old lady pack her shopping at the checkout).

Anyhow. I got off the train home from work and I walked to the nearby Sainsbury's supermarket. I decided I'd stop for a piss before I started my shopping. Walked into the gents, holding the door open for a short bloke (I don't think he was a proper midget, but he wasd only about 4'10") who was coming in just behind me. There were two urinals, one for big people and a lower down one for children. I took the child height one and watched the bloke walk up to the other and had to stand on his tippy toes to take a tinkle :-)

I'm so bad! Immature me, indeed. I'm glad I had the chance to redeem myself by helping an old lady later with her shopping, even though she smelled funny.

Anyhoops, today didn't begin well, because of the fucked-upness of yesterday p.m. sleeping patterns (fell asleep 4pm, woke 10pm, couldn't get to sleep again till 2am, had to get up just before 6am) meaning I was very much not in the cunting mood for work. The day wasn't too bad in the end - the weather and my mood both improved.

I remember very much as a pre-teen being enthralled and excited (stop tittering at the back there!) by classical female nudes. I blame the fact my folks were very much into giving us kids a smattering of cultural education, so me and my siblings were taken round galleries as children. In addition to this, we had a lot of art books in the house which I used to look at.

I particularly recall a trip to Paris when I was about thurteen. The beauty and eroticism of some of the nudes in La Louvre and La Musee D'Orsay.. phenomenal.

LISTENING TO:- 'Sheela Na Gig' (statues, esp. gargoyles, with exaggurated vulva, y'know!) by PJ Harvey. Contains the fab lyric "He said wash your breasts, I dont want to be unclean. He said please take those dirty pillows away from me". It's Carrie all over again :-)