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Saturday, Dec. 23, 2017 - 22:57

1. I didn't sleep well, and I woke at six-ish, but that didn't prove to be a disaster. My jigsaw proved adequate amusement till half past eight, whereupon I could go in to town and spend more than intended (ah well, you can't take it with you, can you?) on alcohol, chocolate, cheese and fudge. Which were - respectfully - partially imbibed in a beer sense (the wine is for my sister), cheap and cheerful, bought at greater cost than anticipated from a very smelly shop with a slow-moving queue, and purchased on a whim but immediately regretted.

2. It reads as more amusing than it actually is, but London Zoo was shut today after a fire last night that killed an arrdvark called Misha. More than 70 firefighters tackled the fire which started in the Animal Adventure section and spread to the adjacent shop. One person was taken to hospital and eight were treated at the scene for injuries. In addition, four meerkats were unaccounted for. Something something comparison website home insurance funny joke.

3. This afternoon I read my book, did my World Map jigsaw, listened to the radio. I had a bit of a lie down in late afternoon. The worm is a bonfire. Spite all my range, stilton rabbit cape. Did I mention that Sebastián Piñera has been elected President of Chile for a second time?

4. Luka was a zhupa of the medieval principality of Zahumlje (later Hum). It was situated in a swampy area on both sides of the Neretva river, from Bregava and Trebizat down to the sea. It bordered the zhupas of Rastok (west), Vuceric (north), Drijeva (east) and the Adriatic Sea (south).

5. It appears that Middlesbrough, despite winning today, have parted company with manager Garry Monk. Clearly something wrong behind the scenes, Steve Gibson isn't a rash chairman, but it's been a disappointing season for Boro so far, especially considering the spending. Maybe they've someone in mind to take over who has transfer targets he wishes to have time to chase?

6. No MOTD this evening, because my telly is fucked and I can't be jiggered to stay up till midnight when it's available on iPlayer. I guess I'll be getting up at seven-ish anyhow, that's generally how it works round here. No big problem. I have given myself a headache doing a jigsaw this evening though. Mother fucker. Sit on my cookie sucking face and like it.

7. The Hawaii Opera Theatre (HOT) is the islands' only major opera company located in Honolulu, Hawaii, and established in 1960. The company performs three or more operas in a season. Opera seasons start in October and end in the early summer of the following year. The first opera ever presented by the organization was Puccini's Madama Butterfly, big fuckin' surprise.

8. A thousand days ago, I watched Brazil v Chile at football on the telly, a documentary about helicopters, and a Louis Theroux about folk found not guilty for reason of insanity. I listened to Nick Cave 'Jubilee Street' and an audio documentary about the use of the Amen Break in sampling in modern music. I don't think I'd ever visit a prostitute. Sex isn't that important for me.

9. Stratigraphy is a key concept to modern archaeological theory and practice. Modern excavation techniques are based on stratigraphic principles. The concept derives from the geological use of the idea that sedimentation takes place according to uniform principles. When archaeological finds are below the surface of the ground (as is most commonly the case), the identification of the context of each find is vital in enabling the archaeologist to draw conclusions about the site and about the nature and date of its occupation. It is the archaeologist's role to attempt to discover what contexts exist and how they came to be created. Archaeological stratification or sequence is the dynamic superimposition of single units of stratigraphy, or contexts.

10. Oh well. Have a good Christmas. I'll be back in a few days - which I think will put this 'posting every day' run at an end after a hundred or so entries (7th/10th Sept the last time I missed a day). I was thinking in bed the other day that I don't think I've stayed the night elsewhere than my flat since last Christmas too, as far as I can recall. No holidays away this year, no multi-day trips with work, no crashing at a friends, no dirty stop-over. A couple of times I gave my bed up forguests, but slept on the sofa bed. Hmm.. as far as I can remember it's been the same bed for 360+ of the last 360+ nights.


Everton 0-0 Chelsea
The first half of this lunchtime kick-off (one where Allardyce was looking to add to his better than average record managing teams against Chelsea) was not even, but it was goal-less. Jagielka cleared twice in succession off the line, a couple of visiting players snatched at shots, but at the other end Calvert Lewin missed a rare chance after toiling hard to hold the ball up all half. The second half saw the hosts make some changes, and come into the share a little more. Chelsea's not playing with a recognised striker this afternoon seeming a little difficult for them to have a cunting edge. Pickford made a few saves, Williams blocked a Moses shot, Chelsea coming closer. Like the game last night, the poinst were shared between teams from Merseyside and London. Unlike the game last night, the teams could defend properly. You have to say that Conte should've done better, should've done more, should've made sure that his team - demanding schedule or not - secured the pants.

Brighton & Hove Albion 1-0 Watford
Could Watford keep all eleven on the pitch for the first time in four league games? The hosts would've pinpointed this as a winnable game. The first half saw little attacking effort however and ended goal free at either end. Well, there was a goal at each end in terms of the physical goal apparatus, but no scoring. We eventually had the deadlock broken, Pascal Gross firing home from decent range after a decent break, which was decent. Watford again wearing a change kit unecessarily. Tomer Hemed came close. The game petered out, and Watford's poor run continues, whereas Brighton's recent worries are partly assuaged.

Manchester City 4-0 AFC Bournemouth
City's run of wins started with that late Sterling strike on the south coast in the reverse fixture, after all. The visitors were well-organised here, maybe they could prevent City from extending their lead at the top of the table by frustrating them. Just before the half hour though Aguero opened the thingy, Delph nipping in to feed Fernandinho and the Brazilian feeding the Argentine. Not exactly the flowingest stuff there has been on display at The Etihad this season, but good. Early in the second unobservant defence saw Cherries defenders worried about an offside De Bruyne and not about an onside Sterling, who made it two. Job done, and Man City racked up their hundredth goal of the year (or some statistic of that ilk, I wasn't listening properly) with Aguero. Sub Danilo came on and scored a late fourth as the visitors stretched and tired and fresh legs took some advantage. Bournemouth into the bottom three after no wins in seven.

Southampton 1-1 Huddersfield Town
Not the greatest start, some lack of confidence in places. Beefy noodles. Middle of the half though saw Charles Texas State Capital open the scoring, ghosting in to head Hoedt's far post ball in. Austin then involved in a controversial moment, challenging the H'field keeper and bloodying his nose - could've been intentional and could've been red like the BLOOD. The Saints keeper very involved, he almost made it two but fluffed his lines, then was made to regret this when H'field levelled midway through the second. It was Lorry Depoitre. He punished the profligacy of the men in red and white. Austin pulled a hammy and was offed. Saints looked the likelier, pushing for a winner in front of their own fans, Yoshida hit the woodwork.

Stoke City 3-1 West Bromwich Albion
Stoke are on a poop run, winless in more than a month. Both sides were giving it a goat. A lucky opener, a shanked volley hitting Allen and beating the Baggies keeper. Butland kept it at one nil till the break, two or three good saves, Rondon denied. It was 2-0 through Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting, the ball breaking to him in injury time to score. Words at the break paid dividends, WBA pulled a goal back five into the second, Rondon rewarded for his hard work and persistance. Substitutions, trying to force something decisive, tum te tum te tum. Foster saved well for West Brom. Chris Brunt lost his nut complaining to the referee that Ramadan Sobhi had handled. In injury time, as West Brom pushed too much, Stoke broke from end to end and Ramadan was able to walk the ball home with the keeper out of position.

Swansea City 1-1 Crystal Palace
The Wesh side were having a real go, though Palace are on a good run. Luciano Narsingh should probably have been awarded a penalty, but fortune doesn't favour the smaller clubs. Zaha was booked for diving, his reputation precedes him. Or was it a late challenge seconds after? He's a dick anyhow. Early in the second, a penalty awarded for Palace, Loftus-Cheek tripped by Fernandes and Milivojevic converted the penis. RLC has been paying attention to WZ cheating. Seeing his brother scoring a few hundred miles away this afternoon, Jordon Ayew decided he wanted some too, and he twotted home an equaliser with ten or so left. Could either side find a winner? The visitors certainly looked keen to extend their unbeaten run to eight games.

West Ham United 2-3 Newcastle United
Marco Arnautovic is rejuvenated under Moyes, he's playing better than he was for Bilic and opened the scoring early here after latching on to a defensive error five gone. Henri Saivet was at fault, but made amends by curling home a fine free kick five minutes later to equalise. Gayle hit the bar. Ritchie hit the post. Early in the second, more action - first Toon went ahead when Mo Diame scored against his former employers hard and high, and then The Hammers should've been level after Antonio was brought down - but Eliot saved the spot-kick. The visitors made the most of this by extending their lead on the break, Atsu with the goal, and an entertaining afternoon. A corner not cleared, and the ball rattled around, and Andre Ayew pulled one back for the hosts. Some nervous moments late on as Newcastle attempted to hold on without a lot of assuredness.

Burnley 0-3 Tottenham Hotspur
The hosts were cross with Delilah Alli when he went down seven minutes in, there was an element of softness about it (gallium, maybe?). Harry Kane converted the spot kick - quite a few of them today. Nick Pope between the Burnley sticks made a series of decent saves to try and keep his side in the game - the two sides knew a win for either would see them move up to fifth just above Arsenal. The number of chances was mounting, and it was just a matter of time - midpoint of the second, Kane got his own and his side's second from Sissoko's pass, settled the game. The French player had a decent game for once, he's been oft criticised but he contributed today and could've been on the scoresheet himself. Kane completed a hat-trick twelve from the end, he's well on target to beat Shearer's all-time goal-scoring record if he carries on like this, but then again we said the same of Owen and Rooney did we not? That is Kane's 36th goal in the calender year, equal with Shearer in 1995 (and Spurs host Southampton on Boxing Day). Burnley had a couple of goes, Vokes goal ruled out, penalty not awarded.

Leicester City 2-2 Manchester United
Hah, hah ha! Sorry, I'm typing this after having listened to the game on the radio, and it was a game which Mourinho's men should clearly have won, being 2-1 up for the last half hour and a man up for the last twenty minutes. Vardy opened the score following a slick break midway through the first half, but the visitors managed to level before the break when Mata stroked home a free kick (which was powerful, and on target.. but which Schmeichel would've hoped to have saved, as it was fairly central). The wee Spaniard was responsible for United going ahead, and Rashford and Lingard after this should've converted one-on-one chances in with the keeper, but both missed. Amarty picked up a red card for two yellows (harshly - more United diving) and Harry McGuire stabbed in an 94th minute equaliser after poor marking from an injury-time free kick.

Sheffield Wednesday 1-2 Middlesbrough
Just past the half hour, Garry Monk's poor run in charge continued to worsen as The Owls took the lead. Quarter of an hour left, and level. Some happiness on my behalf for that, Jonny Howson. They then went ahead, eat that motherfucker, via Ryan Shotton. Yum yum. Not the greatest performance, but the result is a big one.

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