joistmonkey's Diaryland Diary

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Monday, Nov. 23, 2009 - Gigantic evergreen ice typewriter.
Saturday, Nov. 21, 2009 - Dramatic brush with clear tape #44
Thursday, Nov. 19, 2009 - How can you grow old, you were trying.
Monday, Nov. 16, 2009 - This does not leave her anywhere to put the potty
Sunday, Nov. 08, 2009 - Sixteen bit gymkhana mace!
Monday, Nov. 02, 2009 - Look down to the dull pink sky
Thursday, Oct. 29, 2009 - A discussion about a novel by Anna Sewell?
Monday, Oct. 26, 2009 - One more bed you can burn next summer..
Thursday, Oct. 22, 2009 - I do not support the Post Office strike.
Wednesday, Oct. 21, 2009 - Insert extra digit here
Tuesday, Oct. 20, 2009 - I am not going to set your lentil aflame.
Monday, Oct. 19, 2009 - ..digital classic tier, with around..
Sunday, Oct. 19, 2009 - Malaise of thundercats
Sunday, Oct. 11, 2009 - Being a left-hander, he will not be worried about that.
Friday, Oct. 09, 2009 - The spiteful girderlessness
Sunday, Oct. 04, 2009 - How can we burn when our beds are sleeping?
Saturday, Oct. 03, 2009 - Because the knight belongs to plovers
Sunday, Sept. 27, 2009 - He will back up, and make the signal.
Saturday, Sept. 26, 2009 - Please insert dicks in to drive.
Sunday, Sept. 20, 2009 - I disagree with your dust jacket
Saturday, Sept. 19, 2009 - Cucumberumba with Fun Bag Three
Sunday, Sept. 13, 2009 - Ashes in the grill, not cheese on toast
Saturday, Sept. 12, 2009 - There would be no space for air, because I wanted you.
Thursday, Sept. 10, 2009 - Tottering on the edge?
Wednesday, Sept. 09, 2009 - Butter bath motion
Tuesday, Sept. 08, 2009 - The breakfast wholewheat biscuit was crying
Monday, Sept. 07, 2009 - Tattoo me with baked bean juice.
Sunday, Sept. 06, 2009 - I do not need your practice lines..
Tuesday, Sept. 01, 2009 - The abacination of Christopher Biggins.
Monday, Aug. 31, 2009 - Tea-cup in a storm.
Sunday, Aug. 30, 2009 - Start the engine, Barney.
Monday, Aug. 24, 2009 - Richard wants to be twenty-three.
Sunday, Aug. 23, 2009 - Glass-eyed gimp minister.
Saturday, Aug. 22, 2009 - Tonight we beg for lesbians..
Wednesday, Aug. 19, 2009 - Lay your head in the crook of my arm
Tuesday, Aug. 18, 2009 - Zick zack, snack attack, peel him with the master. Two face, megadeath!
Sunday, Aug. 16, 2009 - Catch a falling Tsar and put him in your gulag.
Sunday, Aug. 16, 2009 - Blade of grass in the honey pot
Monday, Aug. 10, 2009 - He wants you. To wear a gimp mask, that is.
Sunday, Aug. 09, 2009 - We are finally spanking the black goat arse
Sunday, Aug. 09, 2009 - Preben Elkjær Larsen wearing clogs
Tuesday, Aug. 04, 2009 - Freak till the Early Learning Centre
Sunday, Aug. 02, 2009 - My caribou has an anchor tattoo
Sunday, Aug. 02, 2009 - Spaghetti playing in the meadow
Monday, Jul. 27, 2009 - Exhibitionist prawn
Saturday, Jul. 25, 2009 - Transcendental plantain urethritis
Monday, Jul. 20, 2009 - The powerful Dutch chalet
Saturday, Jul. 18, 2009 - Twirling her battenburg
Sunday, Jul. 12, 2009 - You hear it collar you.
Friday, Jul. 10, 2009 - Neuchâtel Xamax Coprophagia Club
Thursday, Jul. 09, 2009 - This is not why I am hock
Sunday, Jul. 05, 2009 - Packet of risks
Sunday, Jun. 28, 2009 - Pop prodigy, philanthropist and possible paedophile - passed away.
Sunday, Jun. 07, 2009 - Librarian presents pink choc shock
Saturday, May. 30, 2009 - My gums are on fire
Monday, May. 25, 2009 - It is NOT piss, okay?
Saturday, May. 23, 2009 - Priceless fragment of jam
Monday, May. 18, 2009 - Trevor Francis washing up liquid betrothal
Saturday, May. 16, 2009 - Crucial minute
Saturday, May. 16, 2009 - A letter to the Almighty
Tuesday, May. 12, 2009 - Help me make it through the shite.
Sunday, May. 10, 2009 - Outside, this is a moose without a tie.
Sunday, May. 10, 2009 - Giant torso carpet
Monday, May. 04, 2009 - My love for you is whey out of lime.
Sunday, May. 03, 2009 - Duster sole hanger and the cottonballs.
Sunday, Apr. 26, 2009 - She shoved a handful of peace lilies up my bunker spout
Tuesday, Apr. 21, 2009 - Who has got his GREEN FLASH on?
Sunday, Apr. 19, 2009 - Mirror, mirror, on the moth.
Saturday, Apr. 18, 2009 - Smuggling three pints of liquidised egg yolk in her handbag!
Tuesday, Apr. 14, 2009 - I have a notion of truss.
Tuesday, Apr. 14, 2009 - So who can banish the Godspunk?
Sunday, Apr. 12, 2009 - New job at the Folies Bergère
Saturday, Apr. 11, 2009 - The one where Ross gets buggered by a cuttlefish quill.
Friday, Apr. 10, 2009 - Chick discusses provisions with insole thief.
Friday, Apr. 10, 2009 - Be my lucky number..
Sunday, Apr. 05, 2009 - All you bad, bad, lemmings.
Saturday, Apr. 04, 2009 - Squeezed, swept, finished.
Wednesday, Apr. 01, 2009 - Uncle Eric wanted to control it with wires
Monday, Mar. 30, 2009 - Take me aweigh
Sunday, Mar. 29, 2009 - I think I am Japping turnenise
Thursday, Mar. 26, 2009 - Oh, what a Norwegian!
Tuesday, Mar. 24, 2009 - I must go down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky..
Monday, Mar. 23, 2009 - Cone of lardy love, Marrow.
Monday, Mar. 23, 2009 - Could it be, that the jellyfish is me in the pantograph?
Sunday, Mar. 22, 2009 - My heart is greyhound racing
Sunday, Mar. 15, 2009 - Run me through with your sword.
Saturday, Mar. 14, 2009 - Fred was hurting too. In the region of his kidneys.
Friday, Mar. 13, 2009 - The fly is stalling
Wednesday, Mar. 11, 2009 - I value your punt, my piscine pal.
Tuesday, Mar. 10, 2009 - I am a goat, you can see.
Monday, Mar. 09, 2009 - The left hand side of a nectarine
Saturday, Mar. 07, 2009 - Rolling around on the oak floor with the older ginger lady.
Saturday, Mar. 07, 2009 - That is a big number, Saul.
Tuesday, Mar. 03, 2009 - Port of the dandy gatekeeper
Sunday, Mar. 01, 2009 - Get some testicular glandages!
Sunday, Mar. 01, 2009 - Following through, in burnt sienna
Sunday, Feb. 22, 2009 - Yasmine has had the same gloves on, for three hours now.
Sunday, Feb. 22, 2009 - Hideous well of black leaves.
Wednesday, Feb. 18, 2009 - Disaster reflux craft knife dream
Tuesday, Feb. 17, 2009 - Now you are gone it is like an eggnog in my hair
Monday, Feb. 16, 2009 - Plant the seed on my name-badge, please.
Sunday, Feb. 15, 2009 - Soldiers die. That is part of the job description.
Saturday, Feb. 14, 2009 - The spider-roo builds his nest from capacitors
Thursday, Feb. 12, 2009 - You just love the chafe
Monday, Feb. 09, 2009 - Alan - lead me into sobriety.
Sunday, Feb. 08, 2009 - Get your head over the data-logger.
Saturday, Feb. 07, 2009 - In your face cum fu action. Here is Gary.
Thursday, Feb. 05, 2009 - Taken Obody Sword Forit
Tuesday, Feb. 03, 2009 - Nobody wants to know your reason why.
Monday, Feb. 02, 2009 - Could my shirt get higher than halfway up my back?
Sunday, Feb. 01, 2009 - All that was left were the skins of missing children.
Sunday, Feb. 01, 2009 - Gourd on a motorbike, in limbo.
Friday, Jan. 30, 2009 - Layers - Death of Angel
Sunday, Jan. 25, 2009 - Stiffer than a journey with acetone shoes.
Saturday, Jan. 24, 2009 - Legolas wearing striped boob-tube.
Friday, Jan. 23, 2009 - Caught the down train to Oklahoma.
Thursday, Jan. 22, 2009 - Am working on a cream.
Thursday, Jan. 22, 2009 - We are of (coastal/hill) walking abortion.
Wednesday, Jan. 21, 2009 - Too late, I already found what I was looking for.
Wednesday, Jan. 21, 2009 - Dance in the chalk circle, Maria.
Monday, Jan. 19, 2009 - I wish I was a fool for you (for shame of doing wrong).
Thursday, Jan. 15, 2009 - If I could have spine in a (coal) scuttle..
Monday, Jan. 12, 2009 - There is a look of mulligatawnyowl in your eyes.
Sunday, Jan. 11, 2009 - Locked up somewhere deep inside my knee.
Sunday, Jan. 04, 2009 - Polycystic Overlords of Groom
Sunday, Jan. 04, 2009 - What is that in the river? Swollen torso.
Friday, Jan. 02, 2009 - How near to the shifting sands are the clementines?
Monday, Dec. 29, 2008 - So you could save your seaside town, from the bombers of The Hun.
Monday, Dec. 22, 2008 - My bubble has cursed.
Saturday, Dec. 20, 2008 - Slinging the gum at your waffle
Wednesday, Dec. 17, 2008 - ..the plot/plop unwinds.
Wednesday, Dec. 17, 2008 - Minced beef and onions in gravy.
Tuesday, Dec. 16, 2008 - ..as influenced by what Tom Chaplain sings..
Monday, Dec. 15, 2008 - She caught Clostridium infection after she stood on a steak.
Monday, Dec. 15, 2008 - Loaf rots folk
Sunday, Dec. 14, 2008 - salt fork fool
Friday, Dec. 12, 2008 - Cry, baby, fry, baby...
Tuesday, Dec. 09, 2008 - It is a bit like that Foo Fighters song.
Monday, Dec. 08, 2008 - Stiller than torte
Sunday, Dec. 07, 2008 - Nothing but my owl skin
Sunday, Dec. 07, 2008 - I know mush. Maid has polish?
Sunday, Dec. 07, 2008 - Pulled off course, from a bench?
Sunday, Nov. 30, 2008 - Decorator returns from his Elizabethan bang.
Saturday, Nov. 29, 2008 - Alleged Random Nosegay
Sunday, Nov. 23, 2008 - Well, I will be damned - here comes your goat again.
Sunday, Nov. 23, 2008 - Just Falafal
Tuesday, Nov. 18, 2008 - Rash on the chamber-pot.
Sunday, Nov. 16, 2008 - I am not meant to be in this pool
Sunday, Nov. 09, 2008 - Malcolm. Do you lay eggs?
Sunday, Nov. 09, 2008 - As we stopped, to bury our sleigh.
Saturday, Nov. 01, 2008 - green pink brown pink (then half a green)
Saturday, Nov. 01, 2008 - Stood up with his ankle in my teeth.
Friday, Oct. 31, 2008 - Tell the back-slider..
Thursday, Oct. 30, 2008 - Lorraine is coming down.
Tuesday, Oct. 28, 2008 - Edgar Wright writing my life?
Monday, Oct. 27, 2008 - The contrition of pigtail pulling
Sunday, Oct. 19, 2008 - Kid sinks to his knees, and makes dried fruit from the faded thorax
Saturday, Oct. 18, 2008 - I could block every attempt to control
Sunday, Oct. 12, 2008 - To be that good takes oblongs.
Saturday, Oct. 11, 2008 - Imukaz si a drapoel.
Sunday, Oct. 05, 2008 - Elephant loses his balloon